Jay Leno said it wasn't Elizabeth Taylor that made Rory Emerald famous, it was Yahoo Answers! Do you agree?

The lantern jawed comedian may have a point. Elizabeth Taylor was basically a nobody during her career, and her constant praising of “Depends”, which Rory Emerald flogged, may have actually been a hindrance to his popularity. Who could forget Elizabeth Taylor’s pathetic slogan, seen on infomercials around the Southern California area, during her days as the “Depends” spokeswoman. “I depend on two things in my life…my depends, and Rory Emerald”. Rory Emerald tried very hard to disociate himself from her after this disastrous ad campaign by self-promoting himself on Yahoo Answers, trying to get back into the good graces of the general public. His attempts have met with tepid indifference. However, his talk show guest appearances have been a huge hit. His wildly erratic behavior on the Tonight show, complete with the sumo wresting costume, as a parody of Depends, proved hugely popular. Who could forget Emerald’s “bout” with famed Japanese Sumo wrester Yakami Hagaki, who threw Emerald an estimated 77.26 feet, directly unto 83 year old Emily Snidely of Pasadena, California. The crowd was in hysterics, especially when Snidely, after being resuscitated, proudly displayed her own Depends. The applause was long and loud.

I heard this song, and I think it's from the 70's or '80's. It's a woman singing and she says something like..

"It takes some time to figure out." or something like that. There is a chorus of women that chimes in, too. The song really makes me want to dance, and it is pretty!

Asalaam alaikum: what happens when someone dies in a state off?

Whatever state a person dies in...Allah (swt) will judge that state accordingly...and He is most fair and Just.

Should I ask him out or wait?

There's a boy I liked that's in a few of my cles and a club I'm in, and I've had a crush on him for about 2 months now. We don't talk a lot because he's a quiet person but when I get him talking once in a while it's fun and we both joke around with each other and it's comfortable (in my opinion). For about a month now he has known that I like him, and from what I can tell he doesn't care or he's ok with it. Today one of his friends who's also my friend was talking to me and said that if I ever wanted to ask him out, how I should do it. I originally thought maybe the kid I like had told him to tell me, but they're not close enough friends that he would have done that. Anyway, after my friend said that I started wondering if maybe it's a good idea to ask him out. I'm not sure if he likes me though, or if he takes me seriously since most of the time I'm with him I act like a spazz or I'm laughing hysterically because that's just the way I am- loud and outgoing. Also, if we don't talk a lot now, if we did end up going out, I'm not sure what would happen. Should I take the chance and ask him or wait and see what happens?

Do you remember these movies?

When my generation(I'm 29) looks back on movies, everyone remembers the obviouse ones like Goonies, Breakfast Club, but how about the less obviouse ones like The Incredibley Shrinking Woman, InnerSpace, Cloak & Dagger? What other ones do you remember??

What should I do for my holiday,have I did something wrong so i am alone?

Spend it with your family. Hopefully seeing your family will lift your spirits, and then if you miss having a boyfriend, get back in the game. Don't be stuck on your ex, if you are. If not, just bolster up some courage, realize that you're probably more attractive to men, both physically and in your personality than you think, and find someone, even if it takes some searching. All the best to you!

What is the difference between extrajudicial killings and vigilante killings?

Extrajudicial killings are summary execution made by anybody without the sanction of the courts. On the other hand, vigilante killings are made by someone who wanted to have vindication against suspects of crimes who usually evade sentence through procedural technicalities.